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Finding helpful advice can sure be great for getting and developing dating relationships. So here are words of wisdom to help gentlemen out there seeking more from their dating.

 Drinking and dating don’t necessarily mix. Why? “…there's nothing uglier than a woman who can't handle her liquor!" – JR Ewing, Dallas

 You need to be able to find the milk right in front on the shelf of your refrigerator. And you’ll need to be able to conduct other such “simple” searches.

 “I hate women because they always know where things are.” – James Thurber

 Not all women want to be equal. “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Timothy Leary

 And not all things make sense, especially in relationships. “There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.” – Alice Thomas Ellis

 Don’t underestimate sex. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” – Billy Crystal

 Age does make a difference, at least in some things. “At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.” – P. G. Wodehouse

 Age matters, to some. “I'd go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.” – George Burns

 It may be all I the asking. “Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.” – Ovid

 It’s a zoo out there, like it or not. “Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.” – Alan Holbrook

 There’s no alternative. “Why can't they invent something for us to marry instead of WOMEN?” – Fred Flintstone

 Or is there? “Women! Can't live with them...pass the beer nuts.” – Norm (Cheers)

 And what they wear might not really matter either. “Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits.” – Emo Phillips

 Having a good memory might help. “Women remember the first kiss, men remember the last.” – Anonymous

So learn from the wise. Head their advice!